As Director of the Pepsi Cola Skateboard Safety Program, Ralph could not escape the
shadow
of
Captain
Biorhythm.
Young
skateboarders
called
him
Captain
Biorhythm, even when he was not wearing his costume. Ralph hated this abbreviation since it eliminated the focus on the reason the character was
created.... to educate people about the value of biorhythm knowledge. Ralph was always saying in an exasperated tone, "It's
Captain
Biorhythm
NOT
CAPTAIN
BIO. Can't anyone get my name right?"
Kids respected Ralph's power and wanted to be stars in the Pepsi Program.
His sincere desire to help and protect them carried a lot of weight. Kids would always say, "Hey, Cap'n Biorhythm, what's happen'n dude? How about some free Van's (tennis shoes) Pepsi jerseys, or stickers? Why don't you cut loose with a few? By the way, what are my bios today? You need any more skaters for the Pepsi
program? I'm pretty rad. I really shred pipes, bowls, and ramps. How "bout" giving me a chance?"
Unfortunately, the knowledge of biorhythms did not make any impression on the skateboard park
owners.
They were only interested in money and how many skaters they could cram into their parks. In less than a year, law suits shut down the skateboard parks. The industry went into hibernation.
In 1980 Ralph decided to get involved in the health spa industry.
While
doing
health
research,
he
learned
about
the
theories
of
the
functions
of
the
right
and
left
brain
hemispheres.
He
soon
realized
Captain
Biorhythm embodied the creative, spontaneous, intuitive, and emotional aspects of his personality. Ralph had always wanted to be a hero so he decided to live as
Captain
Biorhythm. Everything
was done left handed to develop powers of the right brain. He wore his costume every day while serving as Technical Director for Family Fitness Centers. His car was transformed into the Family Fitness
Center's Biorhythm Mobile.
Captain
Biorhythm promoted biorhythm knowledge, flexibility and natural health.
He worked with the San Diego Chargers and Soccers. The Soccers won
their division three years straight. The Chargers had one of their best seasons in the history of the franchise. He became an advocate for using both sides of the body and brain for balance in
all areas of life and athletic performance. He organized the first Tennis Challenge of Balance where participants used both hands in competition. Unfortunately, only 4
people entered. The health and awareness information discovered by CB was too new. The Captain tried to educate people but became discouraged at the ignorance and closed-mindedness. He decided to
retire as a hero for health and awareness until the world was ready for BioAwareness.
In 1990, Ralph decided to
reactivate
Captain
Biorhythm to fight against the poor health, drug addiction, and under
achievement.
Captain
Biorhythm decided, I will help kids look, feel, and perform better. There is no reason for them to make the same mistakes I made. Perhaps if I can help them realize the benefits of a
good diet, trained mind, and balanced body they might want to better their position in life and succeed where I failed. Maybe I can save them some of the misery, self-criticism, and despair I brought
upon myself. Maybe hearing my story will help them overcome poor self-images, health destroying diets, bad study habits, and a lax exercise program. They just don't realize how sugar, artificial
sweeteners, caffeine, alcohol, pot, and cocaine destroy the brain cells and make life a living hell. Kids are the hope of the future. I must do everything I can to help the youth of today! For evil to
triumph, all it takes is for good men and women to do nothing. Maybe there are other heroes out there who will assist me in this battle. Why not start a legion of real life heroes willing to help
others in need. After all, a HERO is someone who Helps, Enthusiastically, Responsibly, Optimistically
Captain
Biorhythm is a defender and advocate for Health, Happiness, and the Ambidextrous Way!
He will fight against legal and illegal drugs that destroy the body and mind. His enemies are ignorance and greedy individuals who pollute the environment and poison all living creatures in the pursuit
of profits! He will champion the natural, holistic health perspective and educate people about the harmful effects of man-made EMF radiation on humans and animals. He will expose other dangers
threatening the ultimate survival of all mankind. The Captain will speak to groups and conduct seminars. Are you interested in having
Captain
Biorhythm as a guest speaker. Call
619-819-5533.
Anyone who wants to be a hero or heroine
and
has
a
burning
desire
to
help
solve
the
world's
problems,
contact
Captain
Biorhythm.
He has developed the In Search Of Heroes Program and wants to
create a legion of heroes and heroines to inspire those without hope. Perhaps you will qualify to be in the Heroes Hall of Fame.
