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"Good-bye Ralph! Capt. Biorhythm's Ambidextrous Way" Article in "Holistic Living News"
by Tom McGeehan
HLN: Ralph, we haven't 'seen you for a while and you sure look different! What's happened to you? Where did you get that cape? Do you have any parting words for our readers?
And can you tell us what happened to Ralph?
CAPT. BIORHYTHM: As you can
see, I am no longer mild mannered Ralph Zuranski: My transformation is complete, and I have emerged into the universe a new being.
HLN: Transformation into what, Ralph?
CAPT. BIORHYTHM: You must no longer refer to my physical manifestation as "Ralph." I am now Captain Biorhythm ...Defender of Health,
Happiness, and the Ambidextrous Way!
HLN: Ralph, er,. . .Captain Biorhythm,
that is amazing! How did it happen?
CAPT. BIORHYTHM: It's hard to say,
since all of the therapies I have experienced over the last six months have helped transform me into the magnificent, energized being you see before you. But I think the "quantum leap" was triggered by the brain integration
seminars I attended at the Institute of Creative Integration in Encinitas (see HLN, June/July issue, 1980).
HLN: This is quite a job! Do you have anyone to help you spread health and balance throughout the world?
CAPT. BIORHYTHM: Yes, I do have help. Since my transformation I
have gathered a team of Biowomen and Biomen, and have trained them personally. Now they are ready to begin to raise the level of health and well-being of people in San Diego.
HLN: What is your first
challenge as Captain Biorhythm?
CAPT. BIORHYTHM: My first task is to spread the
word of the Bio-Logic Lifestyle; to create a world filled with Mind/Body balanced beings.
HLN: How do you plan ongoing about this?
CAPT. BIORHYTHM: I have gathered a
Super Force of Health Professionals, many of whom contributed to the remaking of Ralph Zuranski, to travel around San Diego visiting the Family Fitness Centers. They will
be conducting free Bio-Clinics twice monthly, on Saturdays, at the different locations. The first Clinic will be August 9, 1980 at our Point Loma Center.
HLN: Well, Captain Biorhythm, we are at the end of our interview series.
CAPT. BIORHYTHM: I will leave you with my Bio-motto.."'Health, Happiness, and the Ambidextrous Way!' --and the assurance that as you begin your own
journey to bio-logic health, the universe will support you. The last time I saw Ralph....he was beating some poor tennis ball to death against a cement wall, unable to decide which hand to us. When I became Captain
Biorhythm there were just some people that I had to leave behind. |
