With his cameras he will pan.
He’ll snap your picture if he can.
Don’t worry if you don’t have a tan.
He’s the Chamber Man!
Don’t try to hide.
He’s right by your side.
His time he will bide.
He’s the Chamber Man
His trusty camera never fails.
The photos are good so no one
wails.
Few if any turn their tails.
He’s the Chamber Man
He’ll put your photo in a book.
So you and members can take a look.
It’s important so don’t get shook.
He’s the Chamber Man
He takes pictures of the good and bad.
So don’t get caught looking sad.
You don’t want to make him mad.
He’s the Chamber Man
Ralph and his camera are as one.
He only wants to have some fun.
So you better dare not run.
He’s the Chamber Man
So if you see someone lurking
‘round.
Be careful not to make a sound.
He’ll seek you out just like a hound.
He’s the Chamber Man
Ralph’s a hero of some sorts.
If it’s true in all the reports.
You’ll see him often in his shorts.
He’s the Chamber Man.
When he dies and is laid to rest.
You will know he had done his best.
He had strived to survive every test.
He’s the Chamber Man.
